Miricarl!

A car has skidded off a road in eastern Germany and landed on the roof of a church.

"It's a Miricarl no one else was injured," quips Ry Ter.
"What if it'd been a van, heavan's above!"

Kate Winslot

Kate Winslet has won two awards at the Golden Globes in Los Angeles, winning best actress for Revolutionary Road and best supporting actress for The Reader.

"Don't they mean Kate Winslot?" Quips Ry Ter.

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Morris Dancers face exsticktion

Morris dancing could be "extinct" within 20 years because young people are too embarrassed to take part, a UK Morris association has warned.

"They're an endancered species." quips Ry Ter.

Shopping drip

Shoppers at an Asda store in the West Midlands are now able to get a hospital blood test taken as they shop.