Caffeind

Men more responsive to caffeine

A strong cup of coffee has a greater effect on men than women, research shows...

"Caffeinds" syas Ry Ter.

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hellelujah

Hallelujah features three times in the top 40.

Cohen, who wrote it, made a new entry at 36.

The late Jeff Buckley is No.2

Burke's No.1

"Hellelujah!" says ry ter.

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Wheelie Great

Chris Hoy is 2008 BBC Sports Personality of the Year.

Having won three gold medals in Beijing, Mr Hoy beat Lewis Hamilton and Rebecca Adlington to the honour.

"To win this award this year is so special as British sport has enjoyed such a hugely successful year. It's been incredible," said Hoy.

"Wheelie good." Says ry Ter.

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well red

Many lie over books 'to impress'

Nearly half of all men and one-third of women have lied about what they have read to try to impress friends or potential partners, a survey suggests.

"Well red." Says Ry Ter

privates beach only

Naturists' plea over nudist beach.

Naturists are calling on a Suffolk council to keep open one of Britain's first nudist beaches.
The British Naturism spokesman said, "We'd welcome any proposal to move the beach slightly further south but we do not want to lose a designated area."

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Baker's wife uses loaf

A baker became trapped in a lift at work for 13 hours and was only rescued thanks to the efforts of his wife.

"At yeast his wife made an effort to find him," quips Ry Ter.

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Stanstill Airport

Flights at Stansted airport have been delayed after more than 50 protesters occupied a secure area near the runway.

"Don't you mean, Stanstill airport?" questions Ry Ter.

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Wogone

After three decades, Sir Terry Wogan is stepping down as commentator on the Eurovision Song Contest .

Fellow Irishman Graham Norton will take over.

"WoGONE, NortON." Says ry ter

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