Thursday 30 October 2008

Doctor boo hoo


David Tennant has announced he will leave Doctor Who
.

Is this is a sad day for Doctor who fans?

DT says,"When I was a kid, I loved Doctor Who, I grew up with it. For me, it was the most exciting time when the Doctor changed."

Ry Ter says, "Doctor boo hoo."

Ry Ter

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Wednesday 29 October 2008

Life is sweep



Apparently the rights to 'Sooty' sold for a million this year.

This week, a puppet used in the original 1950s BBC series fetched more than 10 times its estimated sale price at auction.

"Life is sweep," says Ry Ter

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Tuesday 28 October 2008

Mice one



Scientists have developed purple tomatoes which they hope may be able to keep cancer at bay.

The fruit are rich in an antioxidant pigment called anthocyanin which is thought to have anti-cancer properties.

The tomatoes were created by incorporating genes from the snapdragon flower, which is high in anthocyanin.

The study, published in Nature Biotechnology, found mice who ate the tomatoes lived longer.

Friday 24 October 2008

The speed of Hound



The British team that holds the land speed record is planning to go even faster.

RAF pilot Andy Green intends to get behind the wheel of a car that is capable of reaching 1,000mph (1,610km/h). Known as Bloodhound, the new car will be powered by a rocket bolted to a Eurofighter-Typhoon jet engine.


"He'll be travelling at the speed of Hound," says Ry Ter.

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Thursday 23 October 2008

RAREVENS


Ravens have returned to a Wiltshire forest more than 100 years after being persecuted to extinction in much of Britain, according to a survey.

"Rarevens," according to Ry Ter.


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Wednesday 22 October 2008

Rock'n'Rail


The Astoria Theatre, in Charing Cross Road, will soon be knocked down for the city's £16bn Crossrail project – making way for work on a huge extension of Tottenham Court Road station, which is a central part of the scheme to link Maidenhead in Berkshire and Shenfield in Essex, via Heathrow airport and central London.



"Final curtains for the PASTORIA," says Ry Ter.


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Tuesday 21 October 2008

Vinturds


Winemakers in France's Languedoc region, which has suffered a reputation of being the 'poor relation' to its Bordeaux and Cote du Rhone cousins, have called their latest product 'Vin de Merde'.

"Vinturds," says Ry Ter.

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Friday 17 October 2008

Ostrich too far


Iran is attempting to assemble the world's largest ostrich sandwich.


Promoting Iran's ostrich farming business at a food festival in Tehran, about 1,500 cooks will use 1,000kg (2,200lbs) of ostrich meat to make the sandwich. Perhaps enough to earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

"Fast food." Says Ry Ter.

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Claws



The Chinese Mitten Crab. Alien invader of UK waterways.

"Once it's beaten off the non-native crayfish, what next?" Questions Ry Ter.

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Thursday 16 October 2008

I fought the claw, and the claw won



The Chinese Mitten Crab Vs the plague-carrying non-native crayfish
Following yesterday's news concerning Crayfish and Mitten Crabs, I sustain my belief that the Chinese mitten Crab – by far the more evil of the two – will win any fight, claws-down.

"He fought the claw, and the claw one," says Ry Ter.

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Wednesday 15 October 2008

I am the claw


Two of the UK's worst aquatic invasive species are set to meet.

Scientists say the non-native crayfish and the fierce Chinese mitten crab's habitats are beginning to overlap.

"My money's on the Chinese Mitten Crab," says Ry Ter. "It's my understanding that it's a dogfish eat dogfish world under the surface of the UK waterways. And in that world, they are the claw."

Ry Ter

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Tuesday 14 October 2008

Arachcrib




Researchers believe arachnids arriving in imports of food and plants are now able to survive and spread thanks to the UK's increasingly mild climate.

Exotic species of spiders are making their homes in the UK, scientists say.

"Arachcribs?" Says Ry Ter.


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Monday 13 October 2008

OrnaMental plant



Japanese knotweed was introduced to the UK as an ornamental plant.

Since then it has plagued the environment.

Now a natural predator has been identified. Plans have been submitted to the government for approval to use the predator to control the weed.

"Ornamental," says Ry Ter.

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Friday 10 October 2008

North American Fly Catcher Catchup



North American Fly Catcher spotted in cornwall

Twitchers across the UK travelled from all over Britain, including Yorkshire and Tyneside, to photograph the unique visitor.

"Give the twitchers a wing if you see one"

Ry Ter
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Thursday 9 October 2008

Oxfourth University



Among the top 10 institutions in the Times Higher Education QS list, six are in the USA and four are in the UK.

Harvard and Yale are in first and second places, with Cambridge and Oxford in third and fourth.

"Oxfourth?" says Ry Ter.

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Wednesday 8 October 2008

The JOY of Rex


Kennel Club changes breeding rules

A review of breeding standards for every pedigree dog species in Britain is under way in an attempt to introduce kinder rearing for pets and showdogs.

"The Joy of Rex" says Ry Ter

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Tuesday 7 October 2008

Big feat in Himalayas



British woman skydives over Everest

A British woman, together with two other skydivers, became the first yesterday to freefall at extreme altitude through the skies above Mount Everest.

“It was amazing.” Said Holly Budge.

"Sky divas!" Says Ry Ter.

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Bodyleian Library



Frankenstein 'IS ALIVE' at the Bodleian library, Oxford.

According to research, Percy Bysshe Shelley – Mary's husband – helped jolt the much acclaimed Frankenstein into life. The original draft of Frankenstein – by Mary Shelley – is on view at the Bodleian Library in Oxford.

Don't you mean the Bodyleian?" says Ry Ter.

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Monday 6 October 2008

Tee'd off with energy price rises.



Fuel costs continue to rise

About five million homes in the UK are currently in what is classed as fuel poverty, where at least 10% of income is spent on gas and electricity.

The energy regulator Ofgem has told companies to stop charging customers different rates if they pay by direct debit or pre-payment meters.

"The problem's therminal" says Ry Ter

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Friday 3 October 2008

KATE Modern


A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.

The £1.5m sculpture, entitled Siren, is by artist Marc Quinn and is one of several contemporary sculptures in the exhibition Statuephilia.


"Kate Modern," says Ry Ter


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Thursday 2 October 2008

That's the way to do wit


Punch is to rise from the grave and publish its anthology. With 160 years of whit under its belt it's going to be one hell of a read.

"That's the way to do wit!" says Ry Ter.

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Wednesday 1 October 2008

Wheelie bad biker



Biker gets caught doing an 83mph wheelie in a 30mph zone.

A Southampton motorcyclist who was caught speeding seven times in one month, has received a ban, a fine and 39 points on his licence.


"Wheelie good detective work," says Ry Ter.

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