Oui are British Energy

French energy firm EDF has agreed to buy British Energy, the firm which operates the UK's eight nuclear power plants, in a £12.5bn deal.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown said: "This deal is good value for the taxpayer and a significant step towards the construction of a new generation of nuclear stations to power the country."

EDF said plans for four new nuclear reactors were already in place, with the first to begin operating by the end of 2017.

Ry Ter said, "May I suggest building the first just outside Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath, Gordon."

BOLLYGOOD

Warner Bros lose Hari Puttar case.

A court in the Indian capital Delhi has rejected a lawsuit filed by Hollywood company Warner Bros, makers of Harry potter, against the makers of a Bollywood film Hari Puttar. Warner bros said, the title of the Indian movie was too similar to theirs.

"Bollygood" says Ry Ter.

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Stoneaged

Archaeologists have pinpointed the construction of Stonehenge to 2300BC - a key step to discovering how and why the mysterious edifice was built.

"Stoneaged" says Ry Ter

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Fald'oh!

The United States claimed their first Ryder Cup triumph since 1999 with a crushing 16½-11½ victory over Europe - their worst performance since 1981, when they were thrashed 18½-9½.

"It was amazing - the golf was spectacular on both sides and our guys came out on top," said Azinger.

"Fald'oh!" says Ry Ter

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DNeh?

Officials in an Israeli city are setting up a database of local dogs in order to match dogs' droppings to their owners - and punish those who do not clean up after their pets.

"DNeh?" says Ry Ter

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Harry Potted

Harry Potter author J.K Rowling has potted The Edinburgh Award – established to recognise an individual’s outstanding achievements and contribution to the city of Edinburgh.

"Harry Potted," says Ry Ter.

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Harry Potted