Thursday, 30 October 2008
Doctor boo hoo
David Tennant has announced he will leave Doctor Who.
Is this is a sad day for Doctor who fans?
DT says,"When I was a kid, I loved Doctor Who, I grew up with it. For me, it was the most exciting time when the Doctor changed."
Ry Ter says, "Doctor boo hoo."
Ry Ter
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Wednesday, 29 October 2008
Life is sweep
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
Mice one
The fruit are rich in an antioxidant pigment called anthocyanin which is thought to have anti-cancer properties.
The tomatoes were created by incorporating genes from the snapdragon flower, which is high in anthocyanin.
The study, published in Nature Biotechnology, found mice who ate the tomatoes lived longer.Friday, 24 October 2008
The speed of Hound
The British team that holds the land speed record is planning to go even faster.
RAF pilot Andy Green intends to get behind the wheel of a car that is capable of reaching 1,000mph (1,610km/h). Known as Bloodhound, the new car will be powered by a rocket bolted to a Eurofighter-Typhoon jet engine.
"He'll be travelling at the speed of Hound," says Ry Ter.
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Thursday, 23 October 2008
RAREVENS
Wednesday, 22 October 2008
Rock'n'Rail
The Astoria Theatre, in Charing Cross Road, will soon be knocked down for the city's £16bn Crossrail project – making way for work on a huge extension of Tottenham Court Road station, which is a central part of the scheme to link Maidenhead in Berkshire and Shenfield in Essex, via Heathrow airport and central London.
"Final curtains for the PASTORIA," says Ry Ter.
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Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Vinturds
Friday, 17 October 2008
Ostrich too far
Iran is attempting to assemble the world's largest ostrich sandwich.
Promoting Iran's ostrich farming business at a food festival in Tehran, about 1,500 cooks will use 1,000kg (2,200lbs) of ostrich meat to make the sandwich. Perhaps enough to earn a place in the Guinness Book of Records.
"Fast food." Says Ry Ter.www.currantpuns.com
Claws
Thursday, 16 October 2008
I fought the claw, and the claw won
The Chinese Mitten Crab Vs the plague-carrying non-native crayfish
Following yesterday's news concerning Crayfish and Mitten Crabs, I sustain my belief that the Chinese mitten Crab – by far the more evil of the two – will win any fight, claws-down.
"He fought the claw, and the claw one," says Ry Ter.
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Wednesday, 15 October 2008
I am the claw
Two of the UK's worst aquatic invasive species are set to meet.
Scientists say the non-native crayfish and the fierce Chinese mitten crab's habitats are beginning to overlap.
"My money's on the Chinese Mitten Crab," says Ry Ter. "It's my understanding that it's a dogfish eat dogfish world under the surface of the UK waterways. And in that world, they are the claw."
Ry Ter
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Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Arachcrib
Monday, 13 October 2008
OrnaMental plant
Friday, 10 October 2008
North American Fly Catcher Catchup
Thursday, 9 October 2008
Oxfourth University
Among the top 10 institutions in the Times Higher Education QS list, six are in the USA and four are in the UK.
Harvard and Yale are in first and second places, with Cambridge and Oxford in third and fourth.
"Oxfourth?" says Ry Ter.
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Wednesday, 8 October 2008
The JOY of Rex
Tuesday, 7 October 2008
Big feat in Himalayas
Bodyleian Library
Frankenstein 'IS ALIVE' at the Bodleian library, Oxford.
According to research, Percy Bysshe Shelley – Mary's husband – helped jolt the much acclaimed Frankenstein into life. The original draft of Frankenstein – by Mary Shelley – is on view at the Bodleian Library in Oxford.Don't you mean the Bodyleian?" says Ry Ter.
Long live currant puns.
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Monday, 6 October 2008
Tee'd off with energy price rises.
Fuel costs continue to rise
About five million homes in the UK are currently in what is classed as fuel poverty, where at least 10% of income is spent on gas and electricity.
The energy regulator Ofgem has told companies to stop charging customers different rates if they pay by direct debit or pre-payment meters.
"The problem's therminal" says Ry Ter
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Friday, 3 October 2008
KATE Modern
A 50kg solid gold statue of model Kate Moss has been unveiled at the British Museum, in London.
The £1.5m sculpture, entitled Siren, is by artist Marc Quinn and is one of several contemporary sculptures in the exhibition Statuephilia.
"Kate Modern," says Ry Ter
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