Dudley Zoo's newd attraction

A group of zoo keepers at Dudley Zoo has stripped off for a naked calendar to help raise funds for a wildlife campaign.

"A newd attraction"

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Dubaious

The two Britons found guilty of having sex on a Dubai beach are to be deported without serving a sentence.

The couple denied having sex, saying they had simply been "kissing and hugging".

"Dubaious"

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Dam Kayakers

Extreme kayakers have been condemned for canoeing down a dam in west Wales.

"Dam Kayakers!" Says Ry Ter.

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Bee aware

Bee keepers fear for UK honey supplies.
Supplies are suffering because of a mite infestation that has killed off a quarter of the UK's honey bees this year.

"Bee aware, and stock your shelves."

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Down Thunder

Brisbane has been hit with the worst storms it has seen in 25 years.

"Down Thunder" says Ry Ter.

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Chip shape

A man from Sussex plans to cross the English Channel on a raft powered by chip fat.

"At first I thought he was a deep-fat liar. But no, it's true!" Says Ry Ter.

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Queue E too

The QE II sailed into the Hampshire port for her 726th and final visit to bid farewell to the city of Southampton.
"No longer will she have to queue E too in the crowded waters of the Solent again." Says Ry Ter.


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Property 'For Snail'

A lack of available mortgages is "stifling" the housing market, according to the Royal Institution of Chartered Surveyors (Rics).

Ry Ter
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Commissionsnore of the Metropoliyawn Police

A man who would be involved in the search for the next Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police said the top job should go to someone "pretty boring".

"You could rename the position as Commissionsnore of Metropoliyawn Police" says Ry Ter

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McCain't

So, McCain lost the race. Obama won.
We all know this. However, do we know when they're gonna make da movie?

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Winnie the Coup

An original sketch of Winnie the Pooh, featuring Tigger and Piglet, is expected to fetch £20,000 at auction.

"Here's my sketch of a pig let," says Ry Ter. "Start your bids at 20 pence"

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Lewis Hamilwon

At 23, Lewis Hamilton is the youngest driver to have won the Formula One world title.

"Lewis Hamilwon," says Ry Ter jubilantly

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