Dudley Zoo's newd attraction

A group of zoo keepers at Dudley Zoo has stripped off for a naked calendar to help raise funds for a wildlife campaign.

"A newd attraction"

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Dubaious

The two Britons found guilty of having sex on a Dubai beach are to be deported without serving a sentence.

The couple denied having sex, saying they had simply been "kissing and hugging".

"Dubaious"

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Dam Kayakers

Extreme kayakers have been condemned for canoeing down a dam in west Wales.

"Dam Kayakers!" Says Ry Ter.

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Bee aware

Bee keepers fear for UK honey supplies.
Supplies are suffering because of a mite infestation that has killed off a quarter of the UK's honey bees this year.

"Bee aware, and stock your shelves."

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Down Thunder

Brisbane has been hit with the worst storms it has seen in 25 years.

"Down Thunder" says Ry Ter.

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Chip shape

A man from Sussex plans to cross the English Channel on a raft powered by chip fat.

"At first I thought he was a deep-fat liar. But no, it's true!" Says Ry Ter.

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Queue E too

The QE II sailed into the Hampshire port for her 726th and final visit to bid farewell to the city of Southampton.
"No longer will she have to queue E too in the crowded waters of the Solent again." Says Ry Ter.


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